Cruised into a bar on the shore, her picture on the door. She a long lost love at first bite. Baby, maybe you're wrong, but you know it's all right – that's alright. Back stage, we're having the time of our lives until somebody says, “Forgive me if I seem out of line.” Then she whipped out a gun, tried to blow me away! Dude looks like a lady! Dude looks like a lady! Dude looks like a lady! Dude looks like a lady! So never judge a book by its cover or who you gonna love by your love. Love put me wise to her love in disguise. She had the body of a Venus. Imagine my surprise! Dude looks like a lady! Dude looks like a lady! Dude looks like a lady! Dude looks like a lady! What a funky lady. Oh, she like it, like it, like it. Oh, he was lady. Dude looks like a lady! Dude looks like a lady! Dude looks like a lady! Dude looks like a lady!